Im a software Engineer.

It al started wit a frustration.. Coz i dun hav te headphone, i couldn watch bacnha haseeno frm my system. Coz i cant go before 6.15, coz i dun find any gal to take her to cafe to pass time, I AM HERE Writin tis post uselessly. "Five full days of machine life nd two gud days to sleep nd njoy" s wat te LIFE of every sftware engineer(Assistant sw engg, in specific). Lemme dig deep a little.

Every (workin) day starts wit our Mobile singin a song as loudly as possible. nd te day s not started yet.. We ll snooze it nd get back to continue te romance wit te other sex.(im usin sony ericsson. so i can dance for 2 songs in te snooze time of 9 min).. but our jealous mobile ll disturb us again. After 5 such snoozes(te count ranges between 1 and *), we re back to earth. At times, we can smile at our frnd who s still sleepin. But in our worst cases, we ll see them tuckin in their shirts which means, they re nearly 50 metres ahead of yu in te 100m race of catchin te company bus. (Frm here on, te story continues wit "I" nd not "we")

NOW, I start running. If I was in college, I could hav skipped te real-big task of takin bath. But since I am a Corporate;), I need to take bath daily:( . I hav to keep remindin myself tat i need to catch te bus. In te midst of te Gettin-ready process, I ll ask myself,how bt skipping te company cab today. Ill go by govt bus. but, i need to stand in te bus for more than 1 hr.te crowd ll wrinkle my wrinkle-free shirt. Considerin al these, Im forced to continuwe my runnin.

Now, im half-done. Once i take out te socks frm te shoe, te rotten-egg smell frm it ll remind me tat i need to wash it tonite. By tis time, my frnds would hav completed te 100m. " Maam, im crossin te road da.Ll catch yu in 1 or 2 min", ll be my first lie of te day. i need to run continuously for 5 min to reach the road. Im into te bus now. thank god. i caught it today. tats a semi-sleeper bus, so wit te walkman on, ll admire at te beauty of nature nd te sky(sari sari, ll sight at te girls outside). Once te bus reaches te office, everyone wakes up frm sleep nd gets into TE JAIL exactly at 9.

So frm here on, ther s a switch frm physical work to mental work(Mmm, im just kiddin. truely sayin, ter s a switch frm physical work to No Wrok). Once I get into my cubicle, I check mails, post comments, frwd mails, nd start fightin in googlegroups nd do al te works except codin. My frnd askd me once," de adhu yepadi da unga department la mattum yellorum online irukanga, chat panringa. So yevanukum vela illiya". So TIS S WAT WE DO:).

Te weekends, te real f88kers. I ll hav a great sleep til te aftn, hav a gud lunch, nd then duno watodo. We GUYS go to malls. Ther we ll hav a competition to find a gal without a bodyguard nearby. te ans would be te same as wat we got last week...Zero. Nd since we guys re soft-hearted, we cant tolerate these....Nd hence, te weekends re te real f88kers.

Finally.. I find most of my frnds followin te same schedule irrespective of their geography... nd they re also software engineers..So im proud to be one among them.
Im a software engineer.